Swiping Anonymous
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@ Jeff Graziano
2026-10-24 14:29:25
Letras
# SWIPING ANONYMOUS
**A Degenerate Anthem**
**[INTRO — Feedback, distorted guitar, spoken through a cheap microphone]**
Alright, everybody, settle down.
Welcome to Swiping Anonymous.
You bought another fucking silver round.
*Drums kick in.*
**[VERSE 1]**
Three in the morning, the screen lights up,
Another damn auction, another bad luck.
Silver in the cart, got a coin in my hand,
My wife says, “Baby, what's the fucking plan?”
Morgan dollars, eagles, Kennedy halves,
We laugh like maniacs while we're draining our cash.
Spot price rising, but our bank accounts dwindle,
We don't need intervention—we just need one more silver eagle!
**[PRE-CHORUS]**
Swipe left, swipe right,
We're buying silver in the dead of night!
We said we'd quit, but we lied again,
Somebody hide the credit cards, my friend!
**[CHORUS — HUGE, LOUD, EVERYBODY SHOUTING]**
WE'RE SWIPING ANONYMOUS!
We're broke but we're fabulous!
Degenerate buyers with a pocket full of change,
Chasing shiny metal like we've all gone insane!
We're stacking up the silver till there's no room left to breathe!
SWIPE! SWIPE! SWIPE AGAIN!
WE'LL BE BUYING TILL THE BITTER END!
**[VERSE 2]**
Maverick's in the front with a coffee-stained tie,
Says, “The first step is admitting why we buy.”
Then he pulls out a Maple, says, “Look at this shine!”
And the whole damn meeting loses its mind.
J Graziano's standing by the folding-chair throne,
Vice president of coins and a stack of his own.
He's got half dollars, nickels, dimes galore,
Says, “I wasn't gonna buy—but they showed one more!”
The meeting's supposed to be a place to get clean,
But somebody just posted a proof Kennedy screen.
Now the room's gone silent, then a thunderous cheer—
“WHO'S GOT THE DEAL? WE NEED THAT SILVER HERE!”
**[PRE-CHORUS]**
Swipe left, swipe right,
We're bidding on a bargain in the pale moonlight!
We sold our old guitars, pawned the TV,
But there's one more silver deal we gotta see!
**[CHORUS]**
WE'RE SWIPING ANONYMOUS!
We're broke but we're fabulous!
Degenerate buyers with a pocket full of change,
Chasing shiny metal like we've all gone insane!
We're stacking up the silver till there's no room left to breathe!
SWIPE! SWIPE! SWIPE AGAIN!
WE'LL BE BUYING TILL THE BITTER END!
**[BRIDGE — Quiet, clean guitar; exhausted, sarcastic vocals]**
Dear diary, it's been one hour…
Since I bought a coin.
I feel the shakes.
I hear the notifications.
I see a proof silver eagle
In every fucking reflection.
*Maverick whispers:* “We're gonna get through this together.”
*J Graziano whispers:* “Hey… did you see that new seller?”
*FULL BAND EXPLODES.*
**[BREAKDOWN — Heavy, distorted, gang vocals]**
NO MORE BIDS!
*(ONE MORE BID!)*
NO MORE STACKS!
*(JUST ONE MORE PACK!)*
WE'RE IN RECOVERY!
*(CHECK THE TRACKING!)*
WE FOUND A DEAL!
*(MY WALLET'S CRACKING!)*
**[FINAL CHORUS — Double-time drums, screaming backing vocals]**
WE'RE SWIPING ANONYMOUS!
THE FINANCIAL CARNAGE IS GLORIOUS!
Degenerate legends with a silver addiction,
Every d
**A Degenerate Anthem**
**[INTRO — Feedback, distorted guitar, spoken through a cheap microphone]**
Alright, everybody, settle down.
Welcome to Swiping Anonymous.
You bought another fucking silver round.
*Drums kick in.*
**[VERSE 1]**
Three in the morning, the screen lights up,
Another damn auction, another bad luck.
Silver in the cart, got a coin in my hand,
My wife says, “Baby, what's the fucking plan?”
Morgan dollars, eagles, Kennedy halves,
We laugh like maniacs while we're draining our cash.
Spot price rising, but our bank accounts dwindle,
We don't need intervention—we just need one more silver eagle!
**[PRE-CHORUS]**
Swipe left, swipe right,
We're buying silver in the dead of night!
We said we'd quit, but we lied again,
Somebody hide the credit cards, my friend!
**[CHORUS — HUGE, LOUD, EVERYBODY SHOUTING]**
WE'RE SWIPING ANONYMOUS!
We're broke but we're fabulous!
Degenerate buyers with a pocket full of change,
Chasing shiny metal like we've all gone insane!
We're stacking up the silver till there's no room left to breathe!
SWIPE! SWIPE! SWIPE AGAIN!
WE'LL BE BUYING TILL THE BITTER END!
**[VERSE 2]**
Maverick's in the front with a coffee-stained tie,
Says, “The first step is admitting why we buy.”
Then he pulls out a Maple, says, “Look at this shine!”
And the whole damn meeting loses its mind.
J Graziano's standing by the folding-chair throne,
Vice president of coins and a stack of his own.
He's got half dollars, nickels, dimes galore,
Says, “I wasn't gonna buy—but they showed one more!”
The meeting's supposed to be a place to get clean,
But somebody just posted a proof Kennedy screen.
Now the room's gone silent, then a thunderous cheer—
“WHO'S GOT THE DEAL? WE NEED THAT SILVER HERE!”
**[PRE-CHORUS]**
Swipe left, swipe right,
We're bidding on a bargain in the pale moonlight!
We sold our old guitars, pawned the TV,
But there's one more silver deal we gotta see!
**[CHORUS]**
WE'RE SWIPING ANONYMOUS!
We're broke but we're fabulous!
Degenerate buyers with a pocket full of change,
Chasing shiny metal like we've all gone insane!
We're stacking up the silver till there's no room left to breathe!
SWIPE! SWIPE! SWIPE AGAIN!
WE'LL BE BUYING TILL THE BITTER END!
**[BRIDGE — Quiet, clean guitar; exhausted, sarcastic vocals]**
Dear diary, it's been one hour…
Since I bought a coin.
I feel the shakes.
I hear the notifications.
I see a proof silver eagle
In every fucking reflection.
*Maverick whispers:* “We're gonna get through this together.”
*J Graziano whispers:* “Hey… did you see that new seller?”
*FULL BAND EXPLODES.*
**[BREAKDOWN — Heavy, distorted, gang vocals]**
NO MORE BIDS!
*(ONE MORE BID!)*
NO MORE STACKS!
*(JUST ONE MORE PACK!)*
WE'RE IN RECOVERY!
*(CHECK THE TRACKING!)*
WE FOUND A DEAL!
*(MY WALLET'S CRACKING!)*
**[FINAL CHORUS — Double-time drums, screaming backing vocals]**
WE'RE SWIPING ANONYMOUS!
THE FINANCIAL CARNAGE IS GLORIOUS!
Degenerate legends with a silver addiction,
Every d
Estilo de Música
90s rock alternative , Alternative, Grunge, Rock