House Of Gremlins

[Verse 1]
Kristian House
Four-foot king
Little goblin in a dollar-store ring
Says he’s smooth
Says he’s slick
Whole town knows that’s a trick

Cousin Bella rollin’ her eyes
Family cookout
Drama on the rise
Uncle on the porch
Chasing that shine
Yellin’ “hey hey!” straight into his mind

[Chorus]
Welcome to the House of Gremlins
Every hallway
Wild headlines
Mama in the doorway yelling “party time!”
Spillin’ tea in the porch light
But between the chaos and the fuss
One thing’s clear
It’s always been us
Sorry Kris
When it comes to the crunch
Josh House just does too much (oh yeah)

[Verse 2]
Kristian flexin’ in his kids-size shoes
Talks that talk
But he can’t prove
Josh walk in
Room get loud
Whole crowd lean to the better House now

Mama’s lashes
Nails all fired
Says “party time
” never gets tired
Uncle on live
Views at ten
Still shout “hey hey!” like it’s ten million friends

[Chorus]
Welcome to the House of Gremlins
Every hallway
Wild headlines
Mama in the doorway yelling “party time!”
Spillin’ tea in the porch light
Yeah
The fam’s a circus on a bus
But between the chaos and the fuss
Line ‘em up if you’re keeping score
Josh House wins by a hundred more (hey!)

[Bridge]
Family feud
Same last name
Same old mess
Upgraded game
If weird was gold
We’d all be rich
But Josh House glows
Kris just itches

[Chorus]
Welcome to the House of Gremlins
Every hallway
Wild headlines
Mama in the doorway yelling “party time!”
Laugh so hard ‘til the tears shine
Yeah
We’re loud
Unpolished
And rough
But we own every bit of that stuff
When the dust settles
Truth’s still the same
Josh House carries the name (woah)